The photo that touched off violence
"This is the kind of violence frogs have faced for generations and we're fucking sick of it!" exclaimed de facto leader of the riotous mob, one Kermit T. Frog. In solidarity for their green web footed friend, the other Muppet residents of Sesame Street flew into a red rage, setting cars ablaze, smashing store front windows, and in at least one case...stealing cookies.
"Me love cookies!" was the last thing heard by Puppeteer Bob Lenier before being clubbed over the head with a two by four.
Pissed off Muppets take to the streets
Photo from layoutsparks.com
The Count told SNN, "We haven't chaad a riot like dis, since dey tried to shave da Snuffleupagus...ah ah ah ah."
"I'm just glad Mr. Looper isn't alive to see this," said Big Bird with a tear in his eye as he lobbed a molotov cocktail through the store front window of what had been Hooper's Grocery Store.
When asked when the violence might end Kermit's publicist Skyler said, "When the President publicly apologizes for eating frog legs, and does a public service announcement stating that eating frog legs is evil, we will stand down. Until then, the shit hole burns! This is not change we can believe in!"
2 comments:
If only Kermit were president....
If anyone could make the rainbow connection it's Kermit.
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