Unable to come up with a single proposal that doesn't piss off the majority of Americans, Resident Martin Luther Lincoln Jr. Jr. signed the Emancipation Proclamation today, thus freeing all slaves in the United States and its territories (this excludes women and children sold in the sex trade because, well, he doesn't give a fuck about them unless they plan to vote for him).
When reminded by a member of the press that the slaves had been freed by the REAL President Lincoln, Resident Lincoln Jr. Jr. said, "Nuh-uh dummy." That'll show 'em.
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Luv ya, Shtu, but Lincoln didn't free the slaves, either. Which only makes Oblahblah's brand tie-in attempts even more pathetically disgusting show biz. But, you know what the next four years really needs? A laugh track. Laugh tracks have done wonders to make the pitiful tolerable. Ask Norman Lear.
Now Cinie, we're not going to let the truth get in the way are we? If Barry thinks Lincoln freed the slaves it must be true. You're asking for a first class ticket to the reeducation camps.
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Check this out by the National Park Service. Not all whites owned slaves. Do a little research and google can be your friend.
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