Hat tip to UppityWoman for passing on this photo of Mr. Genius here from Little Green Footballs .
In response to Hamas' call for the extermination of juice, the Israeli Foreign Ministry released a statement that Israel will not be outdone, and plans to undertake a program of exterminating all fruit. The Agricultural Ministry advised that this might not be so smart considering that a rather large portion of the Israeli GNP is derived from produce exports. The inept, bungling Prime Minister of Israel, Ehud Olmert, responded by scratching himself.
There has been no confirmation from Hamas as to whether the anti-Juiceidic program will be limited to natural fruit juice, or will be extended to powders and concentrates as well.
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Oh no! Death to all juice? Does that include prune juice?? What will all the senior citizens of the world do now?
Although...does Obama Kool-Aide count in that ban? It's kinda like juice. That would definitely be a worthy cause, IMO.
There has been no confirmation from Hamas as to whether this applies to natural fruit juices only, or extends to powdered juices and concentrates as well.
Shtuey,
You reign supreme.
I'll take the Shtuey News Network anytime. Thanks for the much needed laugh today.
Now why the above posted as "Ann" I don't know --
it's me -- Ani.
Well, Ani, seems the potentates at No Quarter didn't agree with you, and deleted this story when I submitted it. I guess disinformation about Israel is okay, but comedy is not.
The widely held assumption that this demonstrator spelled "Jews" wrong assumes that the man holding the sign is an anti-Israel demonstrator. My network of secret informants tells me, however, that this individual is actually an infiltrator from the Fructose United Corn Syrup Manufacturers Elite (FRUCSME). This little known group is alarmed at the increased preference of American consumers for pure juice products over those made with high fructose corn syrup that contain little if any real juice and aims to destroy real fruit wherever it can be found.
This particular demonstrator may be attempting to coopt leftwing anti-Israel movements into simultaneously supporting FRUCSME's war against fruit and pure fruit products.
Don't let FRUCSME endanger our nutrition. Buy real fruit and fruit juice enjoy it! Even better, buy fruit from Israel.
FRUCSME? FRUCSYOU!
People often think I too am a JUICE...next time I will ask, if it is an apple juice or sweet fruit juice.
Well, maybe they should spend more time in the school of learning and less in the school of HATE 'em ALL and perhaps we could all live together in PEACE...no matter what flavor of juice you are!
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