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Friday, December 12, 2008

Pampers' Preferred Replacement Revealed

SNN sources in the Chicago FBI field office tell us tonight that wiretaps have revealed Pampers' preferred choice in Blago's pay to play Senate Scheme.  It is none other than Mushmouth from Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids.


The following is a transcript from a portion of the recordings:

Pampers: "And...uh...if...you're...a... ever...um...asked to a...testify...no one will understand a thing you're...uh... saying."

Mushmouth: "Obakaybee Obabama."

Pampers was reportedly offering to pay for a new toupee for Blag made by House of Muskrat.

Add Mushmouth to the ever growing list of victims under the Pampers bus.


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I went blind for 36 hours in the spring of 1973 while suffering from pneumonia. In my expert medical opinion I was suffering from an acute case of hysterical blindness caused by having to watch the Watergate hearings with my mom, who was also shvach with the pneumonia. As a result, I am now physiologically incapable of being bamboozled by politicians, reporters, commentators, partisans, artisans, charlatans, caravans, old sedans, chicks with tans, or guys named Stan. I am a satirist, rabid feminomacho equalitist, Israel and HaShem loving Jew, sarcastinator, historialogist, musicologist, pain in the ass, and thorn in your side. Animals are people. Two legs good, four legs awesome. אני מאמין באמונה שלמה