Our sources have confirmed that Joe Biden has officially girded his loins. Quite frankly I can't think of a more disgusting thought. Well, with that out of the way there's only one thing left for a guy who's about to assume an office with no constitutional powers, other than breaking ties in the Senate, and sitting around waiting for the President to become incapacitated, resign, or be found ineligible to serve, to do: get drunk and dance!
ALL THE NEWS I DECIDE TO MAKE UP
SINCE THE PAMPERS NEWS NETWORKS HAVE DEDICATED THEMSELVES TO MAKING UP AN ALTERNATE REALITY TO SHIELD THEIR CHOSEN ONE FROM SCRUTINY AND CRITICISM, I HAVE DECIDED TO FOLLOW THEIR LEAD, CREATING MY OWN NEWS NETWORK. I CONTROL THE HORIZONTAL. I CONTROL THE VERTICAL. I AM THE LIZARD KING! I CAN DO ANYTHING!
Friday, December 5, 2008
Hide Your Children!!!
Our sources have confirmed that Joe Biden has officially girded his loins. Quite frankly I can't think of a more disgusting thought. Well, with that out of the way there's only one thing left for a guy who's about to assume an office with no constitutional powers, other than breaking ties in the Senate, and sitting around waiting for the President to become incapacitated, resign, or be found ineligible to serve, to do: get drunk and dance!
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- Shtuey
- I went blind for 36 hours in the spring of 1973 while suffering from pneumonia. In my expert medical opinion I was suffering from an acute case of hysterical blindness caused by having to watch the Watergate hearings with my mom, who was also shvach with the pneumonia. As a result, I am now physiologically incapable of being bamboozled by politicians, reporters, commentators, partisans, artisans, charlatans, caravans, old sedans, chicks with tans, or guys named Stan. I am a satirist, rabid feminomacho equalitist, Israel and HaShem loving Jew, sarcastinator, historialogist, musicologist, pain in the ass, and thorn in your side. Animals are people. Two legs good, four legs awesome. אני מאמין באמונה שלמה
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