Born 4 September 1793, the 215 year old Bates has also been a quantity surveyor, sex toy manufacturer, boxer, and professional crank. When contacted by SNN for comment Mr. Bates said, "If you call me again I'll kick your ass!"
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
About Me
- Shtuey
- I went blind for 36 hours in the spring of 1973 while suffering from pneumonia. In my expert medical opinion I was suffering from an acute case of hysterical blindness caused by having to watch the Watergate hearings with my mom, who was also shvach with the pneumonia. As a result, I am now physiologically incapable of being bamboozled by politicians, reporters, commentators, partisans, artisans, charlatans, caravans, old sedans, chicks with tans, or guys named Stan. I am a satirist, rabid feminomacho equalitist, Israel and HaShem loving Jew, sarcastinator, historialogist, musicologist, pain in the ass, and thorn in your side. Animals are people. Two legs good, four legs awesome. אני מאמין באמונה שלמה
2 comments:
I knew it, I just knew it, they look identical and the guy hardly moves (another clue).
Who da thunk it Shtuey, you darn figured out the 'Ole Recycle Politician worm hole'.
Did you get the CNN 'Breaking News'...country entered into a recession on December 2007. Gee, thank goodness we have them there computers to get the news out quick, like, or was that a type O, not be confused with The O One.
Woman Voter...
It's amazing!!lol!
Post a Comment