With Pampers having secured victory in the presidential election, and the DNC heavily in debt, he has decided to take the next logical step: invest trillions of dollars in an intergalactic waffle maker. No wonder his tutors are saying the transition will cost $11 million billion gadillion dollars.
Commenting at a press conference the president-select said, "I uh...um...had to choose between uh...a planet destroying space station or the wafflemaker. I figure I can always blow up planets with my ego so wafflemaker it is."
Have fun Pampers. Now no one can bother you while you eat your waffles.
waffle image from Hillbuzz
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