With Pampers having secured victory in the presidential election, and the DNC heavily in debt, he has decided to take the next logical step: invest trillions of dollars in an intergalactic waffle maker. No wonder his tutors are saying the transition will cost $11 million billion gadillion dollars.
Commenting at a press conference the president-select said, "I uh...um...had to choose between uh...a planet destroying space station or the wafflemaker. I figure I can always blow up planets with my ego so wafflemaker it is."
Have fun Pampers. Now no one can bother you while you eat your waffles.
waffle image from Hillbuzz
ODeathstar from radio 360 Talk
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leggo my eggo
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