President-elect and illogical Vulcan, Mr. B'rack had his brain stolen by a band of horny interplanetary space girlies. Political Dr. Frankenstein, David Axelgoebels has volunteered to be B'rack's brain. "I've been doing that for nearly twenty years so this isn't much of a stretch," Axelgoebels told SNN.
When asked what he would do first as B'rack's brain Axelgoebels replied, "Eradicate the production of tapioca pudding. I hate it. Anyone found making tapioca pudding will be destroyed. Anyone who likes it will be sent to reeducation camps where they will learn to like banana pudding instead."
Pampers: making the world safe from tapioca!
Photo from The Weekly Standard.
2 comments:
Well, now I cannot eat my favorite pudding it seems.
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